Note: Strong language
Tuesday, March 27th, 5:00pm
Betty and Karla
Betty: What did the doctor say?
Karla: (mumbles, looking at her phone) Not much.
Betty: Well, he must have said something. I don’t know why you won’t let me come in with you any more.
Karla: (mumbles, not looking up) S’personal.
Betty: Your problem’s not that personal. I made the appointment for you. Did he tell you to take anything? A laxative maybe?
Karla: No fucking way!
Betty: Are you talking to me or the phone?
Karla: (texts madly) Phone. No, the doctor didn’t tell me to take anything.
Betty: Well have you had a movement?
Karla: (texting) I move around all the time.
Betty: No, a movement. A mooovement.
Karla: (still texting) What are you, a cow?
Betty: No, I mean have you had a poo!
Karla: (looks up for the first time) MOM! Jeez! (goes back to texting) Do you live to embarrass me, or what?
Betty: (mumbles) At least I know how to get your attention now.
Next stop: Wednesday, March 28th, 7:00pm
lindaghill.com 