Sunday, April 22nd, 1:00pm
Mona and Sparky
Mona: (while texting) I’m so ugly.
Sparky: Who told you that?
Mona: I did. (lifts cell phone) And Martina agrees with me.
Sparky: Martina can go suck eggs.
Mona: You think so?
Sparky: Yeah. You’re beautiful. What does she know?
Mona: I’ll tell her. (starts texting)
Sparky: (after a while) What did she say?
Mona: (reading) “I’m not a mongoose.” What does that even mean?
Sparky: I don’t …
Mona: Wait! There’s another text. (reading) “And Sparky’s ugly too.”
Sparky: See? I told you she don’t know nothing.
Next stop: Monday, April 23rd, 5:00pm