Monday, April 9th, 5:00pm
Ethyl and Betty (and Yuka and Asako)
Ethyl: You see those tarts over there?
Betty: (stage whispers) Mom, they can hear you.
Ethyl: That doesn’t matter; they don’t understand me.
Betty: (stage whispers) Just because they’re from a different country doesn’t mean they don’t speak English.
Ethyl: Pfft. Listen to ’em! They’re speaking some Arab language. Couple of sluts.
Betty: (stage whispers) MOM!
Yuka and Asako stand.
Yuka: (to Ethyl as she passes on the way to the door) You’re a very rude lady.
Ethyl: Hey! You can’t talk to me like that!
Betty: (as Yuka and Asako disembark) Well, you weren’t very nice to them.
Ethyl: She called me rude in English! At least I didn’t call them sluts in their language!
Next stop: Tuesday, April 10th, 5:00pm