Saturday, July 28th, 5:00pm
Ethyl (and Penny and Pooch)
Ethyl sits at the window. Penny and Pooch take the seat beside her.
Ethyl: What’s that you have in your purse? A rat?
Penny: No, this is Pooch. Isn’t she cute? (makes baby talk at dog)
Ethyl: Looks like a scraggly little rodent to me.
Penny: (moves purse as far away from Ethyl as possible) Don’t say that to Pooch! You’ll give her a complex!
Ethyl: Are you nuts? Do you have any idea how stupid you sound? It’s a dog. It doesn’t understand me. (to Pooch) You’re ugly and your mistress is an indescribable idiot.
Penny stands and walks away, apologizing to Pooch as she goes.
Ethyl: (calling after her) And stop dressing your rat in colours that match yours! It makes you look like your rat’s raccoon bitch!
Next stop: Sunday, July 29th, 11:00am