Note: Adult theme.
Saturday, November 4th, 4:00pm
Drommen (and Lena)
Drommen sits at the window. Lena takes the seat beside him.
Drommen: Hi.
Lena: Hi.
Drommen: Nice day today.
Lena: It’s a bit chilly.
Drommen: Do you mind if I masturbate?
Lena: Not at all.
Drommen smiles, opening his fly.
Lena: Do you mind if I knit?
Drommen: Not at all!
Lena smiles and pulls out a large pair of shears.
Drommen: (grimaces, doing up his fly) Maybe another day.
Next stop: Sunday, November 5th, 10:00am
Note: Adult theme
Tuesday, October 3rd, 5:00pm
Drommen (and The Darkness)
Drommen sits at the window. The Darkness takes the seat beside him.
Drommen: Hi.
The Darkness regards him and turns away.
Drommen: Nice afternoon, isn’t it?
The Darkness looks at him, eyebrows lifted, but says nothing.
Drommen: Mind if I masturbate?
The Darkness: (shouting) I AM THE DARKNESS!! I AM THE DARKNESS!!!
Drommen slouches in his seat as The Darkness is escorted off the bus.
Next stop: Wednesday, October 4th, 3:00pm
There’s still hope!!
Someone really didn’t think this through.
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