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One-Liner Wednesday – A what kind of ritual?

A trivia Quiz question from the Facebook game.

In Scandinavia, what is “blodpalt”?

A) A desk from IKEA

B) Pickled herring

C) Blood dumplings

D) A deadly wedding ritual

And all this time I thought weddings were supposed to be happy occasions… (P.S. The answer is not “D.”)


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One-Liner Wednesday – Good for a giggle

A trivia question I got on Quiz Planet on Facebook and two of the possible answers:

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to …

a) …fish and he will eat for all his life.

b) …cook and he will feed you.


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Unlike SoCS, this is not a prompt so there’s no need to stick to the same “theme.”

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1. Make it one sentence.

2. Try to make it either funny or inspirational.

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5. Have fun!

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335. Scenes from the Second Seat on the Right

Wednesday, August 1st, 5:00pm
Michael (and DeeDee)

 

Michael sits at the window, reading a book. DeeDee takes the seat beside him.

DeeDee: Excuse me.

Michael: (glances up) Oh God, not you again.

DeeDee: Yeah, me again. I’ve got something to ask you.

Michael: I’m not interested.

DeeDee: Oh, I think you will be.

Michael: I’m trying to read.

DeeDee: I can wait ’til you’re finished.

Michael: I’m only a quarter of the way into my book. Good luck.

DeeDee: That’s fine. I’ll count while I wait. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, ni…

Michael: (snaps the book closed) Okay, what do you want?

DeeDee: Did you know that peanut butter was first patented by a Canadian?

Michael: (stares at her) You interrupted my reading for that?

DeeDee: It’s something everyone should know.

Michael shakes his head and goes back to his book.

DeeDee: (singing) Peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time.

Michael: (closes his book) Do you hate me?

DeeDee: A little. (starts singing again)

 

Next stop: Thursday, August 2nd, 5:00pm

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