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46. Scenes from the Second Seat on the Right

Monday, October 16th, 1:00pm
Captain Longsight (and Zoey)

 

Captain Longsight sits at the window. Zoey takes the seat beside him.

Captain Longsight: (pulls binoculars from bag and peers through them out the window) Holy Shamoly!

Zoey: What?

Captain Longsight: There’s a crime going on down that sidestreet!

Zoey: (holds hand out for the binoculars) Can I see?

Captain Longsight: There’s no way you can see it.

Zoey: Why not? The bus isn’t going anywhere.

Captain Longsight: It’s not that. It’s just I have amazing powers of being able to see long distances.

Zoey: (laughs) Of course you can. You have binoculars.

Captain Longsight: Oh these? (holds up binoculars) These don’t matter. I’m Captain Longsight. I was born with extraordinary powers of farsightedness.

Zoey: Soo … why do you carry binoculars?

Captain Longsight: Well … You wouldn’t understand.

Zoey: Try me.

Captain Longsight: They were a gift.

Zoey: Kinda like your gift of farsightedness?

Captain Longsight: N0! Like a birthday gift.

Zoey: Huh. So, Captain Longsight, do you fight crime with your superpowers?

Captain Longsight: (pulls cell phone out of pocket and smiles) I call the cops!

Zoey: Hooray. (changes seats)

 

Next stop: Tuesday, October 17th, 2:00pm

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20. Scenes from the Second Seat on the Right

Note: Adult theme.

Wednesday, September 20th, 8:00pm
Zoey (and Donald)

 

Zoey sits beside the window. Donald takes the seat beside her.

Donald: Hi.

Zoey: (looks at him suspiciously) Hiii?

Donald: Nice night out.

Zoey: You’re not going to ask me if you can play with yourself, are you?

Donald: (laughs) No. I’m on my way to a psychiatrist appointment.

Zoey turns to the window.

Donald: (leans toward her and whispers) I think I might be gay.

Zoey: And you need a psychiatrist for that?

Donald: I don’t want to be (whispers) gay.

Zoey: I don’t think you have much of a choice. You are or you aren’t. Or you’re bi.

Donald: (raises his eyebrows) Bi? You mean that’s really a thing? I thought it was a myth.

Zoey rolls her eyes and stares out the window.

Donald: You know, come to think of it, you kind of turn me on.

Zoey: Take your dick out and I’ll kick it.

Donald moves to another seat.

 

Next stop: Thursday, September 21st, 8:00am

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4. Scenes from the Second Seat on the Right

Note: Strong language, adult theme.

Monday, September 4th, 10:00pm
Drommen (and Charlene, Betsy, Madigan, Zoey, and Robert)

 

Drommen sits alone in the window seat. Charlene sits beside him.

Drommen: Hi.

Charlene: (smiles politely) Hello.

Drommen: Mind if I masturbate?

Charlene gets up and moves away. Several stops later, Betsy sits beside Drommen.

Drommen: Mind if I masturbate?

Betsy: (laughing) Pardon me?

Drommen: Do you mind if I masturbate?

Betsy: (mumbling) That’s what I thought you said.

Betsy gets up and moves away. Several stops later Madigan sits beside Drommen.

Drommen: (opens trenchcoat to reveal penis) Mind if I masturbate?

Madigan: Fuck.

Madigan gets up and moves away. Two stops later Zoey sits beside Drommen.

Drommen: (smiles) Good evening.

Zoey: (grimaces) Whatever.

Drommen: (opens trenchcoat to reveal penis) Would you mind if I masturbate?

Zoey gets up and puts her foot on the seat.

Zoey: Put it away or I’ll kick it.

Drommen covers himself. Several stops later Zoey gets off the bus. Robert sits beside Drommen.

Drommen: Mind if I masturbate?

Robert looks at Drommen’s crotch, then pulls back one side of his trenchcoat.

Robert: (smiles) Mind if I join you?

Drommen gets off the bus.

 

Next stop: Tuesday, September 5th, 6:00pm

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