Saturday, September 16th, 4:00pm
The Darkness (the bus driver, everyone else on the bus)
The Darkness: (shouting) I AM THE DARKNESS!! I AM THE DARKNESS!!
The Darkness: (stands) I AM THE DARKNESS!!
The bus driver stops the bus and walks back to The Darkness.
The bus driver: I’m sorry, sir, but you’re going to have to get off the bus.
The Darkness: (one octave higher, as though explaining) I AM THE DARKNESS!
The bus driver: I get that, sir, but you’re going to have to leave now.
The Darkness: (walks toward the door, mumbling) I am The Darkness.
Everyone else on the bus applauds.
Next stop: Sunday, September 17th, 1:00pm