Note: Strong language, adult themes.
Wednesday, September 13th, 7:00pm
Drommen (and Andrea)
Drommen sits at the window. Andrea sits down beside him.
Drommen: (smiles) Hello.
Andrea: Well hi! See this is, like, what the world needs. More friendly people.
Drommen: Mind if…
Andrea: It’s like I was telling my friend, Lacey? I said if there were more guys in this world who would, like, just be themselves and stop jerking around, don’t you think everyone could be, like, happier?
Drommen: Speaking of jerking around….
Andrea: I know, right? It’s like this guy I met online the other day. He’s, like, all nice and everything and we’re talking away and he seems like this really nice guy, you know? And the next thing I know he’s asking me if I want to get on the webcam, right?
Drommen: (slips his hand in his coat below the waist and nods) Ok.
Andrea: So I turn on my cam and he turns on his and he’s EXACTLY like he described himself! Which is great! Coz, you know how people are these days always misrepresenting themselves and shit, right?
Drommen smiles and nods, his hand moving slowly up and down.
Andrea: So we’re talking and he’s smiling and everything’s, like, going great and then this GUY, asks me if I want to see his THING! Can you believe it?
Drommen nods, leering.
Andrea: So I’m, like, dude! That is so cool! NOT! I mean, why would I want to see THAT? That’s fucking so disGUSTING! So then he’s, like, all apologetic and shit and I’m, like, dude, whatEV! (looks at Drommen for the first time) So what’s your deal?
Drommen: Oh, just enjoying the ride. Hey, would you mind if I get off?
Andrea: Of course not.
Andrea gets out of her seat, but Drommen doesn’t move.
Drommen: (stares up at her for a moment, then removes his hand from his coat) Never mind.
Next stop: Thursday, September 14th, 3:00pm