Note: Strong language, adult theme.
Monday, September 4th, 10:00pm
Drommen (and Charlene, Betsy, Madigan, Zoey, and Robert)
Drommen sits alone in the window seat. Charlene sits beside him.
Drommen: Hi.
Charlene: (smiles politely) Hello.
Drommen: Mind if I masturbate?
Charlene gets up and moves away. Several stops later, Betsy sits beside Drommen.
Drommen: Mind if I masturbate?
Betsy: (laughing) Pardon me?
Drommen: Do you mind if I masturbate?
Betsy: (mumbling) That’s what I thought you said.
Betsy gets up and moves away. Several stops later Madigan sits beside Drommen.
Drommen: (opens trenchcoat to reveal penis) Mind if I masturbate?
Madigan: Fuck.
Madigan gets up and moves away. Two stops later Zoey sits beside Drommen.
Drommen: (smiles) Good evening.
Zoey: (grimaces) Whatever.
Drommen: (opens trenchcoat to reveal penis) Would you mind if I masturbate?
Zoey gets up and puts her foot on the seat.
Zoey: Put it away or I’ll kick it.
Drommen covers himself. Several stops later Zoey gets off the bus. Robert sits beside Drommen.
Drommen: Mind if I masturbate?
Robert looks at Drommen’s crotch, then pulls back one side of his trenchcoat.
Robert: (smiles) Mind if I join you?
Drommen gets off the bus.
Next stop: Tuesday, September 5th, 6:00pm
