Note: Adult theme
Monday, November 13th, 7:00pm
Villem (and Andrea, Zoey, Donald, and Hillary)
Villem sits at the window. Andrea takes the seat beside him.
Andrea: Good afternoon, what’s up?
Villem: Me. (exposes his penis)
Andrea: Ew! Ew! Ew! What is it with guys these days?
Andrea moves to another seat. Several stops later Zoey sits beside Villem.
Villem: Look at this. (exposes himself)
Zoey: (stands and lifts her foot, then puts it back down) Oh what’s the use?
Zoey moves to another seat. Several stops later Donald sits beside Villem.
Villem: Nice evening.
Donald: Not really. I’m depressed.
Villem: Why’s that?
Donald: My wife just left me for another woman.
Villem: Another woman? You mean, you’re a woman?
Donald: (sighs) No, but apparently I’m gay too.
Villem: (smiles) Have I got a treat for you! (exposes his penis)
Donald: (stares for a moment) Nope. Does nothing for me. (sighs) This is so confusing.
Several stops later Donald gets off the bus, and Hillary sits beside Villem.
Villem: Well, hello there!
Hillary: (flatly) Hi.
Villem: I’d like to introduce you to Willie. (exposes his penis)
Hillary: Seriously? Is that all you got? (laughs hysterically)
Villem excuses himself and gets off the bus.
Next stop: Tuesday, November 14th, 5:00pm