Monday, January 29th, 5:00pm
Phil (and Sherman)
Phil sits at the window. Sherman takes the seat beside him.
Phil: (smiling) Hey there!
Phil: I didn’t know you took the bus.
Sherman: I take the bus every day. It’s environmentally friendly.
Phil: Ha! You’re such a kidder. So I’m finally getting my new car this week.
Sherman: Why do you need a car? You have the bus.
Phil: Ugh, you have to be joking. I can’t stand the bus.
Sherman: And I can’t stand people who drive cars when they can take the bus instead. The bus is already running.
Phil: Wait. You’re not Mike from accounting, are you.
Sherman: I certainly am not!
Phil turns to the window, ignoring Sherman’s ongoing lecture.
Next stop: Tuesday, January 30th, 5:00pm