Last week, sitting in a restaurant beside a mother with two daughters, aged about five and eight years old, I overheard:
Five-year-old: I said the f-word by accident yesterday.
Eight-year-old: Which one?
Five: You know, the f–word.
Eight: (whispers) Frozen?
Five: No, the one Mommy always says.
It was all I could do; 1, not to laugh (because we all know Frozen is a bad word); and 2, not to look at the mother and embarrass her.
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March 21, 2018 at 10:39 pm
That’s hilarious!
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March 21, 2018 at 5:29 pm
I was going to use the “F” word , that to the four letter “F” word in my one liner today but decided against it and posted this instead : https://wp.me/p73yZZ-3YM
Just sharing my initial thought here : What the f*** the POTUS is doing by spreading f*** news?
The second one is fake, will leave the first one alone for the time being.
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March 21, 2018 at 4:15 pm
I consider myself very fortunate, in that I have still managed to avoid seeing Frozen at all.
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March 21, 2018 at 2:07 pm
Thanks for the laugh. I can remember my kids repeating things and wishing the ground would just swallow me up. 🙂
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March 21, 2018 at 1:22 pm
LOL! Love those kids! 😀 Here’s my one-liner: http://marianallen.com/2018/03/joyful-noise-1linerweds/
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March 21, 2018 at 11:40 am
‘by accident’… mhmm. That five year old isn’t fooling me. 😂😂😂
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March 21, 2018 at 8:53 am
That frozen line really cracked me up!
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March 21, 2018 at 7:50 am
So cute out of the mouths of babes and sucklings 💜
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March 21, 2018 at 7:24 am
Thank you for the laugh this morning!! Here’s my cat’s take on the prompt: http://www.quaintrevival.com/the-look-tizzies-f-word-pose/?frame-nonce=9efb34f22b
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March 21, 2018 at 7:02 am
Oh, those moments when you hope no one heard or will at least avoid eye contact. This was good for a smile, Linda.
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March 21, 2018 at 6:35 am
LOL! Out of the mouths of babes…
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March 21, 2018 at 3:19 am
Hii Linda sharing my wednesday thought #1linerWeds
https://throughmyheartweb.wordpress.com/2018/03/21/one-liner-wednesday-humans-machines-1linerweds/
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March 21, 2018 at 2:31 am
That is too funny!
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