Monday, June 18th, 6:00pm
CeeGee (and Remy)
CeeGee sits at the window, talking on her phone. Remy takes the seat beside her.
CeeGee: (into her phone) Boots. What are you wearing? (pause) Yes, that’s all I’m wearing. (pause) That noise in the background? Its the beating of my heart. (pause) I’m in bed, where are you? (pause) Oh yes, take it out, big boy.
Remy: (shaking his head and mumbling) Unbelievable.
CeeGee: (glares at Remy) Oh that’s just the TV. So where were we? Oh yeah, I was just pinching my …
Remy: (singing) Feelings. Nothing more than feelings.
CeeGee: (eyes wide, if-looks-could-kill glare at Remy) It’s the radio. (pause) Yes, I listen to the radio while I’m watching TV. The point is, I’m not wearing anything except boots. Now let’s get on with it, shall we? (pause) Yeah … that’s more like it. Show me what you got, baby!
Remy: (loudly) Tickets! Get your tickets here!
CeeGee: Oh yes, baby, yes! (pause) It’s nothing, just do it, baby, do it! Oh I’m so hot!
Remy: (louder) Ice cream!
CeeGee: (faces the window) I can’t turn the TV down, it seems to be stuck. But that doesn’t matter, baby. What matters is I need you! (pauses) What do you mean, “What am I really wearing?” I’m wearing my boots, just for you! (pauses) Oh, baby, don’t hang up! No, no, no, don’t! … (looks at phone. Sighs. Turns to Remy) Ice cream? Seriously?
Remy: Nice boots.
Next stop: Tuesday, June 19th, 5:00pm
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June 18, 2018 at 11:36 pm
And those other humans on phones… Can’t they get the punctuation right when they leave comments on blogs?
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June 19, 2018 at 8:37 am
Haha! It’s a phone thing.
Yeah, it’s hard to tell who was more badly behaved in this one.
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June 18, 2018 at 11:35 pm
Humans on buses. Can’t they tell when to butt out of a phone conversation.
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June 18, 2018 at 6:25 pm
A very hilarious bit of multitasking.
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June 18, 2018 at 7:10 pm
Heehee. Thank you. 🙂
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