Thursday, June 28th, 3:00pm
Tiffany and Vera
Tiffany: My God, I’m like, so glad school’s over, you know?
Vera: I know! Did you hear about Professor Plum? He was all over Scarlet.
Tiffany: No way!
Vera: (nods exaggeratedly and pops gum) Uh huh. I heard they were in the cafeteria? And she was, like, tied to one of the tables with a rope and he was covering her in mustard.
Tiffany: Ew!! Isn’t he, like, married to Mrs. Peacock?
Vera: Pfft. Yeah, but he’s been screwing around with Mrs. White for years. And you know what else I heard?
Vera: Lissy told me Casper caught him in kitchen … with Mr. Green!
Tiffany: No way! He’s also gay? I had no clue!
Next stop: Friday, June 29th, 7:00pm