Saturday, September 30th, 8:00pm
Edward and Bella
Edward: I’m so glad you agreed to come out with me.
Bella: (shrugs) You sounded so normal enough on the phone. (mumbles) And I had nothing better to do.
Edward: What?
Bella: Nothing. So where are we going again?
Edward: A special place downtown.
Bella: What’s so special about it?
Edward: (smiles) You’ll see.
Bella: (stares at him) You’re going to take those fake fangs out though, right?
Edward: What fake fangs?
Bella: (sighs) Whatever.
Bella opens her purse and takes a compact out.
Edward: (snatches it out of her hand) This doesn’t have a mirror in it, does it?
Bella: (glares at him) Yeah, why?
Edward: Don’t open it. (he sniffs) Is that garlic I smell on your breath?
Bella: (gasps) How dare you?
Edward: How dare YOU!?
Bella: (stands and grabs her compact) That’s it, I’m leaving.
Edward: Wait! You can’t!
Bella: And for God’s sake, wipe the sparkle off your face. You look like you belong in a disco.
Bella walks down the aisle toward the door. Edward gets up to follow her.
Edward: That’s where I was taking you! A disco!
Bella: (turns) Discos have mirror balls, freak!
Edward stands in the aisle, confused, as Bella gets off the bus.
Next stop: Sunday, October 1st, 9:00am
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