Sunday, May 13th, 2:00pm
Colm and Harvey
Harvey: Feels lovely to be full after a Sunday brunch, doesn’t it?
Colm: It would feel even better if you hadn’t upset the party.
Harvey: You think it was upset?
Colm: Did you see the look on my mother’s face?
Harvey: Yes, but everyone else seemed all right with it. Your brother thought it was hilarious.
Colm: Still, promise me you won’t do it again.
Harvey: (shrugs) What’s a little nudity amongst family?
Harvey: And it’s such a nice day for a swim.
Colm: Skinny dipping in the bird bath is a bit much though, don’t you think?
Harvey: If I’d gone in the pool, you’d have told me off for swimming on a full stomach.
Colm: You have a point.
Harvey: Anyway, it was for your mother that I did it. It is Mother’s Day, after all.
Colm: Oh right. Who knew she wouldn’t appreciate having a grown man take off all his clothes and jump in her bird bath.
Harvey: You’re being sarcastic, aren’t you.
Colm stares at Harvey for a moment, then looks away.
Harvey: (sighs) You used to think I was entertaining, once upon a time.
Next stop: Monday, May 14th, 8:00pm