Monday, May 21st, 8:00pm
Lily (and Edward)
Lily sits at the window. Edward takes the seat beside her.
Lily: Oh, thank the Master you’re here.
Edward: What’s wrong?
Lily: I hooked up with this guy the other night, and he literally took a bite out of me. (lifts sleeve to show shoulder wound) Look.
Edward: (cringes) That’s nasty. I hope you bit him back.
Lily: Of course! But that doesn’t help this. (points to wound) And the worst part is I think I’ve got hair growing out of my ears now.
Edward: Do you think he’s a werewolf?
Lily: Holy Garlic, I hope not. What kind of monster would that make me?
Edward: Same kind as him if you bit him too. Let me look in your ears.
Lily brushes hair out of the way and tilts head.
Edward: Hmm …
Edward: What colour is our ear wax supposed to be?
Lily: Vampires don’t have ear wax.
Edward: We don’t? (sticks finger in ear, pulls it out and studies it) You’re right. Well, the good news is I don’t see any hair.
Lily: The bad news?
Edward: I can see out the window through there.
Lily hits him, then doubles over in pain from shoulder wound.
Next stop: Tuesday, May 22nd, 5:00pm