Monday, May 14th, 8:00pm
Edward (and Lily)
Edward sits at the window. Lily takes the seat beside him.
Lily: How’s the new job going?
Edward: Oh hi. Yeah, it’s going. I’m still not sure if it’s the right position for me.
Lily: How’s that?
Edward: Well, you know. The Master was teaching me all kinds of things that could help me survive. How to get into a victim’s head and all that.
Lily: And your new boss?
Edward: I’m learning the same sort of stuff. But with this Master, the end result is more for him than me.
Lily: So you’re bringing your victims home to him or what?
Edward: Nah, I still get what I go for. And the whole plundering thing is good …
Lily: Wait. Plundering?
Edward: Mr. Splindle tells me to get the money, and then I can go ahead and plunder to my heart’s content.
Lily: And what does plundering look like?
Edward: (shrugs) You know. Plundering. Like, steal their booties.
Edward: By the way, if you ever decide to have a baby, I have plenty of booties.
Lily: (stares for a moment) How have you survived this long?
Edward: (shrugs) I get by.
Next stop: Tuesday, May 15th, 6:00pm