Thursday, June 14th, 1:00pm
Simon (and Verne)
Simon sits at the window. Verne takes the seat beside him, grocery bag in hand.
Verne: (to bag, soothingly) That’s a nice chicken. (looks sideways at Simon and turns back to bag) I’m going to take you home and eat you all up. (looks sideways at Simon)
Simon smiles.
Verne: (to Simon) What? Haven’t you ever seen anyone talk to their food?
Simon: No, it’s okay! I talk to my food all the time.
Verne: Do you like the wings too?
Simon: (shakes head) I’m more of a leg man, myself. Maybe the occasional finger.
Verne: Ugh. I hate chicken fingers.
Simon: Me too.
Verne: And fish fingers.
Simon: (smiles) Me too.
Verne changes seats.
Next stop: Friday, June 15th, 9:00pm
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June 15, 2018 at 3:33 pm
Ugh!!! You are a weird lady, you know that? I LIKE that in a person.
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June 15, 2018 at 3:59 pm
Haha! Good! Wait ’til you see today’s episode. 😉
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June 14, 2018 at 1:33 pm
This made me laugh! Thanks!
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June 14, 2018 at 1:05 pm
I have a friend who doesn’t like eggs. Whenever I eat them when I’m with him, he says things like “you know there’s a beak in there” as if the egg is a whole chicken.
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