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Skinnier than …

Funny story.

I was talking to my son Chris this morning about a dream he had of elephants.

As we were chatting, Winston, our dog, came into the kitchen to say hello to me.

I bent to pat him and asked him if he was an elephant.

“You’ve got four legs, and a tail, and floppy ears, and a long nose,” I told him. “But you can’t be an elephant. You’ve got a furry body.”

To which Chris replied, “Elephants are skinnier.”

“Skinnier than Winston? I’ve never seen an elephant skinnier than Winston,” I said.

“No, Mom, not skinnier. SKINnier. They have more skin!”

So I’m hereby declaring myself skinnier than an Irish Setter.

And no one is going to convince me otherwise!


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#SoCS – If I knew the new thing

Oh hey! Look! It’s me writing a SoCS post!

Who could have guessed that would ever happen again?

Really, I’m just here to complain like an old lady.

About all the newfangled thingymajigs these days—why are there so many?

But no, really. Why can’t things stay the same? Sure, you say, you’ll get used to the way things are now.

But I knew the old way. I was familiar with it. And it wasn’t broke, so why fix it?

Like the new WordPress blocks. I don’t know about you, but I always choose the classic blocks.

I don’t like my paragraphs split up every time I want a new one, thank you very much!

*sigh* It takes so long to learn these new unnecessary things. I have plenty to learn of my own choosing, though! I don’t have time for your crap!

Get off my lawn!

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One-Liner Wednesday – Ha!

Photo: Origami birds in pastel shades. Text reads: Do you know if the Origami Society is still in business? I heard they folded.


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One-Liner Wednesday – Sorry

I’ve done it. I’ve found the most Canadian sign ever.

Photo: A sign in a convenience store window that reads:

We do not accept any type of credit. Sorry. Cash or debit only.

We do not accept

— Bra Money

— Panty Money

— Sock/shoe money

If it doesn’t come from a purse, a wallet or a pocket, we will not accept it! For health reasons. Sorry for any inconvenience.


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One-Liner Wednesday – Chilly

We had a bit of a cold snap on Monday.


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One-Liner Wednesday – Snacks

“That’s crackers!”

“That’s nuts!”

Why do snacks = crazy?

Next time I see something off-the-wall, I’m going to say, “That’s snacks!” and wait for everyone to look at me like I’m … well … yummy.


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What Day Is It Anyway – Thursday, February 3rd, 2022

Conversations I’ve had with the animals in this house in the last 24 hours.

To the cat: “I’m done with your tomfoolery!”

To male, neutered dog after I had an argument with Alex: “Don’t ever have kids.”

I may have upset him with that suggestion.

Do you talk to your pets?

Do you know what day it is?


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One-Liner Wednesday – Cushy jobs?

I think I’d like to have a job doing the retirement thing, please.

Photo: Screenshot of ad for jobs that include Retirement Jobs, Blood Delivery Driver, Chemist Driver (where you drive a chemist around I’m guessing?), Baby Cuddler Jobs, Train Station Jobs, and Seniors Part Time Jobs.


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One-Liner Wednesday – Cinnamon

 

I love cinnamon bagels, but they make everything in my kitchen smell like cinnamon. Cinnamon bananas, anyone?

 


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One-Liner Wednesday – Grammar Matters

When you try to cut down on the number of words in your text but it takes on a whole new meaning.

A text to my son. From me:

Photo: Screenshot of two text messages. #1: I will drive you to work. In the shower.

#2 (one minute later): Wait. I’M in the shower. I’ll drive you to work in the car.

 


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Unlike SoCS, this is not a prompt so there’s no need to stick to the same “theme.”

The rules that I’ve made for myself (but don’t always follow) for “One-Liner Wednesday” are:

1. Make it one sentence.

2. Try to make it either funny or inspirational.

3. Use our unique tag #1linerWeds.

4. Add our lovely badge to your post for extra exposure!

5. Have fun!

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