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137. Scenes from the Second Seat on the Right

Monday, January 15th, 5:00pm
Kevin (and Phil)

 

Kevin is seated in the aisle seat. Phil approaches.

Phil: Mind if I sit here?

Kevin: Not at all. (moves to the window seat)

Phil: (sits) Ugh. I hate the bus.

Kevin: Why you on it then?

Phil: My car broke down. Again.

Kevin: Oh yeah? I used to own a car.

Phil: Why’d you give it up?

Kevin: Ah, it was a Mercedes.

Phil stares at him, waiting for him to go on.

Kevin: Yeah, it was repossessed. Actually, a bunch of drug dealers took it. They thought I was someone else. Who owed them, y’know?

Phil: So … did you call the cops?

Kevin: Nah. I had enough money to buy another one.

Phil: That’s not the point.

Kevin: (snorts) You ever been in trouble with the mob?

Phil: No. I work in an office.

Kevin: Then you wouldn’t understand. They’d come after me? I’da been dead. Then what good would a Mercedes have done me?

Phil: True.

Kevin: So I just left town. Came here. (looks behind him) I don’t think they’re following me anymore.

Phil stares at him for a moment then moves to another seat.

 

Next stop: Tuesday, January 16th, 9:00pm

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127. Scenes from the Second Seat on the Right

Friday, January 5th, 4:00pm
Percy (and Zoey)

 

Percy sits at the window. Zoey takes the seat beside him.

Percy: Do you ever get the feeling that someone is following you?

Zoey: No.

Percy: Because I think someone is following me.

Zoey: Uh huh.

Percy: When I go to the store, when I go out for dinner … if I go to the zoo … doesn’t matter.

Zoey: So why don’t you just stay home?

Percy: I’m trying to lose them.

Zoey: (stares open-mouthed for a few seconds, then shakes head) Excuse me.

Zoey changes seats.

 

Next stop: Saturday, January 6th, 5:00pm

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106. Scenes from the Second Seat on the Right

Note: Adult theme

Friday, December 15th, 8:00pm
Edward (and Lily)

 

Edward sits in the aisle seat. Lily takes a seat behind him.

Lily: (leaning forward) Hey, sexy, going my way?

Edward: (without turning) What a stupid question. We’re on a bus. (turns to her) Of course I’m go … (sniffs) Who are you?

Lily: (smiles, showing a mouthful of fake fangs) I’m the girl who’s going to make you happy.

Edward: (stands) No you’re not! I belong to Bella!

Lily: Okay! Okay! Calm down. Have a seat.

Edward sits and stares forward.

Lily: (leaning forward to speak in his ear) I bet Bella can’t give you what I can.

Edward: (meekly) Are you talking about eternal life?

Lily: No, I’m talking about really great head.

Edward stands, hisses at her showing his own fake fangs, and hurries to the door to dramatically wait to get off the bus.

 

 

Next stop: Saturday, December 16th, 4:00pm

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102. Scenes from the Second Seat on the Right

Note: Adult theme

Monday, December 11th, 8:00pm
Drommen (and Lily)

 

Drommen sits by the window. Lily takes the seat beside him.

Drommen: (smiling) Hi there.

Lily: Hi.

Drommen: Nice night, isn’t it?

Lily: Yes it is, a very nice night.

Drommen: Do you mind if I masturbate?

Lily: (smiles, showing a mouthful of fake fangs) Go right ahead.

Drommen: Errr … Never mind.

Lily: Are you sure?

Drommen: Yeah. But I know someone you should meet.

 

Next stop: Tuesday, December 12th, 4:00pm

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92. Scenes from the Second Seat on the Right

Note: Adult theme

Friday, December 1st, 8:00pm
Lily (and Eric)

 

Lily sits at the window. Eric takes the seat beside her.

Lily: Hi.

Eric: Hello.

Lily: Are you nice?

Eric: I think so.

Lily: (giggles) I need a nice guy.

Eric: Errr … okay. I’m married.

Lily: Oh. That’s too bad. I was going to ask you if you wanted a blow job. (smiles, showing a mouthful of fake fangs)

Eric: (smiles warily) That’s okay. I’ll pass.

 

Next stop: Saturday, December 2nd, 5:00pm

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