Saturday, September 16th, 4:00pm
The Darkness (the bus driver, everyone else on the bus)
The Darkness: (shouting) I AM THE DARKNESS!! I AM THE DARKNESS!!
The Darkness: (stands) I AM THE DARKNESS!!
The bus driver stops the bus and walks back to The Darkness.
The bus driver: I’m sorry, sir, but you’re going to have to get off the bus.
The Darkness: (one octave higher, as though explaining) I AM THE DARKNESS!
The bus driver: I get that, sir, but you’re going to have to leave now.
The Darkness: (walks toward the door, mumbling) I am The Darkness.
Everyone else on the bus applauds.
Next stop: Sunday, September 17th, 1:00pm
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October 14, 2017 at 7:08 pm
I’ve followed you as I write a blog loosely based on the route 43 bus here in London. I know it’s a huge generalisation but I think Canadians have a dry sense of humour and you might like my blog. Possibly. I look forward to reading more from the series.
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October 14, 2017 at 8:20 pm
Oooh, lovely. My sense of humour is likely more British than American, or even Canadian, by and large. My parents came here from London. 😉
Thanks for the invitation! I look forward to reading your blog. 🙂
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September 17, 2017 at 1:01 am
Was that Donald (“The Darkness”) Trump on the bus? Can you please ask the bus driver to tell him to get off the bus?
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September 17, 2017 at 1:05 am
Oh, if only it were that easy. Haha. 😉 🙂
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September 17, 2017 at 12:12 am
Did I mention I missed these?
“I AM THE DARKNESS!” *giggles*
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September 17, 2017 at 12:38 am
😀 Thanks, Joey. The Darkness is one of my faves. *heheheheee*
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September 17, 2017 at 12:40 am
Me too.
You think this will end up as a weird lil movie? It’s a weird lil movie in my head 🙂
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September 17, 2017 at 1:02 am
My friend John thinks I should rewrite the whole thing as a stage play. 🙂
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September 19, 2017 at 7:42 pm
That’s an idea. I like it.👍🏾
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September 20, 2017 at 8:36 am
😀
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