Linda G. Hill

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35. Scenes from the Second Seat on the Right

Thursday, October 5th, 4:00pm
Hester and Alfred

 

Hester: If you’d just let me help you, you wouldn’t have this problem!

Alfred: Yes dear.

Hester: Give me your cane.

Alfred: Yes dear.

Hester: (takes his cane and shows it to him) Now you see this?

Alfred: Yes dear.

Hester: This is wood.

Alfred: Yes dear.

Hester: Do you know what wood is for in a man?

Alfred: Yes dear.

Hester: It’s to keep your good wife satisfied.

Alfred: Yes dear.

Hester: Now will you let me help you?

Alfred: Yes dear.

Hester: Do you have to agree with everything I say?

Alfred: Yes dear.

Hester: What else did the urologist say?

Alfred: Yes dear.

Hester: (really pays attention to him for the first time) Did the nurse give you cotton balls for your ears? (pulls the cotton from his ears) What did the urologist say?

Alfred: Get a divorce.

 

Next stop: Friday, October 6th, 11:00pm

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