Note: Adult theme.
Thursday, October 19th, 6:00pm
Drommen (and Donald)
Drommen sits at the window. Donald takes the seat beside him.
Donald: Can I ask you a personal question?
Drommen: I suppose.
Donald: If a guy likes mostly women but there’s just one guy that he’s attracted to, do you think that makes him gay?
Drommen: There’s nothing wrong with attraction. It’s what you do with it.
Donald: Okay, so say this guy is attracted to this other guy and they actually sleep together a couple of times. Does that make him gay?
Drommen observes Donald silently.
Donald: I’m asking for a friend. Of course.
Drommen: Of course.
Donald: So do you think my friend is gay?
Drommen: And he’s attracted to girls?
Drommen: Maybe he’s bisexual.
Donald: Hmm … Maybe.
Drommen looks out the window.
Donald: Hey, can I ask you something else?
Donald: Do you mind if I masturbate?
Drommen stares at him wide-eyed.
Donald: Just as an experiment. To see if, you know, I get excited sitting beside another guy.
Drommen: (still wide-eyed) I thought it was your friend.
Donald: IT IS! The experiment is for him.
Drommen: I don’t know if I feel comfortable with that. But there’s a guy who rides the bus once in a while. You could ask him.
Donald: Really? What does he look like?
Drommen: You can’t miss him. He sparkles and wears fake fangs.
Next stop: Friday, October 20th, 2:00pm