Monday, October 30th, 6:00pm
Drommen (and Edward)
Drommen sits by the window. He gestures to Edward to sit beside him.
Edward: What do you want?
Drommen: Hey, Sparkles. I have something that you don’t have.
Edward: You’ve got nothing I want!
Drommen: I bet I do.
Edward: You can’t possibly. I have everything I need. Tomorrow night is my night! I will roam the neighbourhoods with my own kind, take from virgins …
Drommen: You’re going to steal candy from little kids?
Edward hisses through plastic fangs.
Drommen: Okay, I get it. But I’ve still got something you don’t have.
Edward: (snorts) I don’t think so.
Drommen reaches into his pocket and pulls out a lunch bag with a pair of panties in it.
Edward: Whose are they?
Drommen: Bella’s. She gave them to me.
Edward: (eyes wide with shock) She did not!!
Drommen: She did. Here (he opens the bag a little) smell them.
Edward sticks in his nose, takes a big whiff, and sneezes, causing his teeth to shoot down the aisle.
Edward: PEPPER!
Drommen: (laughing) Who’s the darkness now?
Edward: CURSE YOU!! (stands) I’LL GET YOU FOR THIS, SWINE!!
Edward retrieves his teeth and gets off the bus.
Next stop: Tuesday, October 31st, 10:00pm
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