Saturday, October 7th, 9:00pm
Holly (and Edward)
Holly sits at the window, staring out. Edward takes the seat beside her.
Holly starts crying.
Edward: Are you okay?
Holly: (sobbing) My boyfriend left me!
Edward: That bastard!
Holly: I know! And I’m pregnant! And my husband is going to kill me!
Edward: (raises an eyebrow dramatically) Your husband?
Holly: Yes! What am I going to do? My husband is going to know it’s not his!
Edward: I can take him out.
Holly: (wipes her eyes and takes her first good look at him) What do you mean, “take him out”? Who the hell are you?
Edward: I’m Edward. I mean take care of him. You know … (hisses, showing his plastic fangs)
Holly frowns and stares at him silently.
Edward: Is your husband home now?
Holly: (stares for a moment longer, considering) Actually there’s this guy named Joel…
Next stop: Sunday, October 8th, 2:00pm