Sunday, May 27th, 9:00am
Gary and Danielle
Gary: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who swims?
Danielle: Bob.
Gary: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who water skis?
Danielle: Skip.
Gary: What do you call a dog with no legs?
Danielle: Doesn’t matter. He won’t come to you anyway.
Gary: What’s the biggest advantage of being a test-tube baby?
Danielle: You get a womb with a view.
Gary: You’re a real know-it-all, aren’t you?
Danielle: Yep.
Gary: I need new friends.
Danielle: What you need is jokes less than 30 years old.
Gary: Touché
Next stop: Monday, May 28th, 5:00pm
May 27, 2018 at 12:26 pm
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May 27, 2018 at 10:18 am
Thanks for the chuckles today, Linda.
Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A: Right where you left them.
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