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One-Liner Wednesday – When you read it wrong every time

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Whenever I see the words “Power Outage,” I wonder how anyone could get so angry over electricity.


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55 thoughts on “One-Liner Wednesday – When you read it wrong every time

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  4. JoAnna's avatar

    It is after all just electricity. I don’t like giving it so much power.

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  7. Jim's avatar

    what? no electricity? that mean no internet which means someone actually has to talk to someone.

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  10. annabellefranklinauthor's avatar

    Ha ha! I certainly get very angry if my electricity is cut off, especially if it’s coffee time!

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  13. marianallen's avatar

    LOL! Sometimes that’s appropriate, though, depending on what you were doing when the outrage occurred. Here’s my one-liner for the week: http://marianallen.com/2018/08/to-eat-a-fire-1linerweds/

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  14. John Holton's avatar

    Gestalt’s a funny thing, ain’t it?

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  18. jenniesisler's avatar

    Love this! Reminds me of my own version of that – when I was a kid I always wrote “United States” as “Untied States”.

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  20. Laura's avatar

    This one made me giggle!

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  22. Dan Antion's avatar

    Ha ha – I like that, seeing what isn’t there is often fun.

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  29. willowdot21's avatar

    Excellent, it could be one for the Alternative Dictionary! 💜💜

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  31. pranabaxom's avatar

    What a coincidence. We had a power outage (which is rare here) yesterday night. We had a notice for a planned shutdown next week for a transformer replacement but the outage was unplanned. It was good to go to bed early as there was no TV or computer.

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  33. dalecooper57's avatar

    Hahaha, crossed wires.

    Very cross.

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