Tuesday, August 28th, 5:00pm
Ms. Ethics (and Hilda)
Ms. Ethics sits at the window. Hilda takes the seat beside her.
Hilda: Long time no see.
Ms. Ethics: Well, hello. How is your seance business going?
Hilda: Wonderfully, thank you.
Ms. Ethics sniffs and turns to the window.
Hilda: How is your column working out for you?
Ms. Ethics: (turns back) Very well, thank you. My clientele is mostly happy with my work.
Hilda: That’s lovely. All of mine are happy.
Ms. Ethics: (blinks a few times) Well bully for you.
Hilda: Listen. I was hoping I’d run in to you again. I have a question for you. It’s a personal one. Nothing to do with a client.
Ms. Ethics: (smirking) Go ahead.
Hilda: Would it be improper to tell my ex that his house is haunted by a bad spirit after he’s bought it? He’s going to sign the papers today.
Ms. Ethics opens her mouth, closes it again, and turns to the window.
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