Tuesday, August 14th, 6:00pm
Simon (and Wendy)
Simon sits at the window. Wendy takes the seat beside him.
Simon: Can I ask you a strange question?
Wendy: Sure.
Simon: If you were going to be executed but first they had to give you anything at all you wanted to eat, what would you order as your last meal?
Wendy: Hmmm … I think I’d order an endless buffet. Then I could eat myself to death before they got their hands on me.
Simon: That’s brilliant! I can add that to mine.
Wendy: What do you mean?
Simon: Well, I was going to order a fresh human as my last meal. But a whole buffet of them? I’d be in heaven before I even got there!
Wendy: That’s sick!
Simon: Do you really think so?
Wendy: Absolutely!
Simon: (thinks for a moment) Maybe I should stick with just one then.
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