Friday, August 3rd, 8:00pm
Lacey (and The Darkness) (and Andrea)
Lacey sits at the window. The Darkness takes the seat beside her.
The Darkness: Hey baby. Want to get it on?
Lacey: (turns up lip) Who the hell are you?
The Darkness: (smiles) I am The Darkness.
Lacey: You’re the … Ohhhh!
Andrea boards the bus and approaches.
Andrea: Hey Lace! You met him! (sits on The Darkness’s lap) Isn’t he, like, great? (kisses him on the cheek)
Andrea: Did he show you the new phrase I taught him?
Lacey: I’m not sure.
Andrea: (to The Darkness) Tell her what I showed you this morning.
The Darkness: Hey baby. Want …
Andrea: Not that one! The other one.
The Darkness: (smiles) Want some honey on your …
Andrea: NO! Not that one either. You know, the other one.
The Darkness: (thinks for a moment then realization dawns) How are you today?
Andrea: That’s it!
Andrea and The Darkness start making out. Lacey stares out the window.
Next stop: Saturday, August 4th, 9:00pm