Note: Strong language
Friday, February 9th 9:00pm
Brandon and Jordan
Brandon: How goes it with Marissa?
Jordan: I’ve decided to get back together with her.
Brandon: Does that mean …?
Jordan: (nods) I’ve got it all planned out for Valentine’s Day. Hotel room, flowers, chocolate, champagne; the whole nine yards.
Brandon: Scruples be damned?
Jordan: I just can’t live without her, ya know?
Brandon: You know, she’s not the only girl out there.
Jordan: She is for me.
Brandon: Do you know if she’s a virgin too?
Jordan: She’s not.
Brandon: I’m afraid she’s just using you. What if she has her way with you and then just forgets about you?
Jordan: What if I punch you in the head?
Brandon: Hey man, I’m just looking out for your best interests.
Jordan: Yeah, well, she’d never do that. She loves me.
Brandon: Not enough to stay with you if you don’t have sex with her.
Jordan: You’re an asshole, you know that?
Brandon: (turns to the window, mumbling) Yeah, the asshole who’ll be here to pick up the pieces.
Next stop: Saturday, February 10th, 5:00pm