Colm:(exhales deeply) Good. To be honest, I was getting tired of putting on makeup and prancing around the living room until the neighbours called the cops.
Harvey:(stares) I thought you meant taking the bus!
My best friend, John, found the perfect toy for Winston, my beagle-bassett cross.
Toy bottles of wine, just like Mommy loves (though Mommy’s wine isn’t a toy … don’t touch Mommy’s wine!!)
With a picture of a Winston-like dog, with Winston’s name
Winston loves his wine!! (And Mommy loves hers too.)
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