Saturday, February 17th, 8:00pm
Edward and Lily
Edward: … so she threatened me with a stake.
Lily: No way!
Edward: Yes way!
Lily: I think we should get her before she gets us. She’s clearly dangerous.
Edward: What do you mean, “get her”?
Lily: You know, get her. Take her down. Down to the ground. Down INTO the ground, if you know what I mean.
Lily: What do you mean, “no”?
Edward: You’ve got to stay away from her.
Lily: If you think I’m just going to sit by and wait for her to come along with a wooden stake, and…
Edward: I’ll take care of her. I’ll drain her and make her one of us. That’s what I’ll do.
Lily: But … I don’t want there to be another girl vampire. You’ve got me.
Lily: So, you’ve got me!
Edward: You’re being irrational.
Lily: I’m being irrational? Edward, this girl might have friends. Next thing you know, they’ll be coming after us with torches and pitchforks!
Edward: You’re just jealous.
Lily: I’m … what? Me? Jealous? No way.
Edward: Yes way.
Lily: (turns away, mumbling) You’re insane.
Next stop: Sunday, February 18th, 11:00am