Note: Strong language
Friday, August 17th, 5:00pm
Bob (and Robin)
Bob sits at the window. Robin takes the seat beside him.
Bob: You don’t look very happy.
Robin: I’m not. I got stood up. By a pastor of all people.
Bob: Really?
Robin: Yeah. My old pastor retired. We’ve got a new guy apparently. I had an appointment for marriage counseling.
Bob: Well congratulations. When are you getting married?
Robin: In three weeks. And if I don’t see the pastor, he won’t marry us. Look; (turns on phone and shows him appointment) there it is, right there.
Bob: Your appointment’s for Saturday. Today is Friday.
Robin: No it isn’t.
Bob: I assure you it is.
Robin: No way. (takes closer look at phone) Fuck.
Bob: I don’t recommend you do that before you get married. But we’ll talk about that tomorrow, shall we?
Robin: (frowns) Beg pardon?
Bob: (holds his hand out to shake) I’m Bob, your new pastor.
Next stop: Saturday, August 18th, 9:00pm
August 22, 2018 at 7:09 pm
HAHAHAHA!
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August 23, 2018 at 12:05 am
😀
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August 17, 2018 at 5:46 pm
Ha! Nice twist.
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August 17, 2018 at 7:45 pm
Thanks, Dan. 😀
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August 17, 2018 at 5:24 pm
Ha ha ha
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August 17, 2018 at 7:45 pm
😀
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August 17, 2018 at 8:18 pm
😀
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August 17, 2018 at 5:04 pm
Excellent twist!
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August 17, 2018 at 5:05 pm
😀 Thank you, Allan.
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