Wednesday, December 27th, 8:00pm
Bella (and Edward) (and Lily)
Bella sits in the aisle seat. Edward takes the seat behind her.
Edward: I have a confession.
Bella: Oh God, not you again.
Edward: I’m serious, Bella. I have something I need to tell you.
Bella: Leave me alone.
Edward: I fooled around on you.
Bella ignores him.
Edward: With another vampire.
Bella ignores him.
Edward: Bella, I can see this is tearing you up inside and I apologize. I was weak.
Bella continues to ignore him.
Edward: I’m not surprised you’re not talking to me. I wouldn’t talk to me either. (gets up and sits back down abruptly) Oh no. That’s her. You have to pretend you don’t know me.
Bella: (laughs and turns around) Are you serious? Now you want me to ignore you so your little vampire girlfriend doesn’t know you’re in love with someone else?
Edward:(ducking down behind the seat, stage whispers) Don’t talk to me!
Bella: Oh come on, Edward. You know me!
Edward: Stop it!
Lily: (approaches) Edward get up!
Edward sits stiffly, staring forward.
Bella:(to Lily) He’s pretending he doesn’t know me … Oh God, not another one.
Lily:(showing a mouthful of fake fangs) Bitch!
Bella pulls the bell cord and hurries to the front of the bus to get off.
Sherlock: … and so I said to him, “I knew it was you!”
Watson: How ever did you figure it out?
Sherlock: Well, let me tell you. I spied him sneaking into the hallway, and then when I went to put my shoes on later–after completely forgetting about the incident–there it was! A piece of poo, stuck to the bottom of my sock!
Watson: The poo was in your shoe?
Sherlock: It was!
Watson:(shakes head sadly) You really must get rid of that child.
Sherlock: Oh no, I sha’n’t do that. I’ll simply send him to school.
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