Note: Strong language
Friday, June 1st, 9:00pm
Bella and Alice (and Edward)
Bella: You know who we haven’t seen in a while?
Alice: Who?
Bella: Edward.
Edward: (pops up in the seat behind, making Bella and Alice jump) Hello!
Alice: Speak of the devil.
Edward: (to Bella) You conjured?
Bella: Now that you’re here, you can go away.
Edward: I’ve missed you, Bella.
Alice: She hasn’t missed you.
Edward: (to Bella) I have a new job. (smiles, exposing fake fangs) I’m rich now.
Bella: Ooooh, that makes me want you even more!
Edward: It does?
Bella: No. Go away.
Edward: You hurt me to the core. But one day, my love, we’ll be together.
Alice: No you won’t.
Edward: (to Bella, whispering) Forever.
Bella: Look, idiot, you’re not getting the message. I. Don’t. Want. To. Date. You.
Edward: You don’t have to date me. Just be my bride.
Bella: Yeah, like that’s gonna happen.
Edward: It will. Mark my words.
Alice: I’ll mark your forehead with “loser” if you don’t fucking get lost.
Edward: (smiles) You’ll see me again. Soon.
Edward gets off the bus.
Bella: Think he’s ever going to give up?
Alice: (shrugs) Guys like that always do eventually.
Next stop: Saturday, June 2nd, 8:00pm
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