PART 2 (FIND PART 1 HERE IF YOU HAVEN’T READ IT YET.)
When Petra had first heard about “Mother,” she imagined a big, furry Newfoundland dog, such was the atmosphere of this strange house she’d been hired to work in. But no—“Mother” was indeed a woman, the mother of the lady of the house. Not knowing her employer’s maiden name, she couldn’t call “Mother” anything else. And “Mother” didn’t seem to mind.
Petra walked down the hall and knocked on “Mother’s” bedroom door. She hated when it was closed—she never knew what she’d find “Mother” doing when she walked in. One time she’d been staring into a crystal ball she’d set in the middle of her massive bed, mumbling at it in what sounded like backwards English. Another time, Petra had opened the door to catch “Mother” scrambling to hide someone under the bed, even though she’d called out to Petra to come in.
“Mother” had hiked up the straps of her bra (she wasn’t wearing a blouse) and asked Petra, “What do you want?” as she gathered up a deck of cards from the bed. Petra suspected “Mother” had been playing strip poker with whomever she had hidden.
“You called me, ‘Mother,’” Petra had said.
Which was what she said when she walked in tonight. “Mother” was in bed, her bedcovers clutched in both hands all the way up under her chin, her teeth in a small pink pot on the antique nightstand.
“I need a bottle of wine,” “Mother” croaked. “My wine. Not that cheap crap my good-for-nothing son-in-law buys.”
“Yes, ‘Mother,’” Petra said as she turned to go.
“And don’t bother with a glass. I’ll drink it straight out of the bottle.” Without her teeth in, the word “straight” came out “schtraight.”
“Yes, ‘Mother,” Petra repeated. She left the door open a little as she retreated, wondering as she descended the stairs why they didn’t just give “Mother” a cell phone so they didn’t have to keep going up to see what she wanted.
Downstairs, the party was still humming away. Petra avoided the guests by ducking between them with her eyes down. She ran into Geeves again on her way through the kitchen to the wine cellar.
“How did you find ‘Mother’?” he asked.
“Toothless and wineless,” Petra answered.
Geeves sniffed at her and off he went again.
Petra hated the wine cellar. Lit with only one bare lightbulb, the corners smelled of black, oily dust, and it was quiet enough to hear the mice scurrying around.
She hurried down the wooden stairs and turned down the corridor whose walls were lined with bottles in ceiling-high racks, to the back corner where they kept “Mother’s” wine. Only the rack was empty.
A gurgling sound came from the far corner of the cellar.
(To be continued on Thursday.)
(Di’s prompt was “Petra as a name, wine cellar as a setting, and ‘getting caught’ as your what if. “)
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Petra was practically dead on her feet. But working the New Year’s Eve party for the Jones’s did that to her every year.
Midnight had come and gone and the be-tied and be-gowned guests were showing no signs of wanting to go home. The men with their “haw-haw-haw” laughs and the women who gossiped about one another the moment they were out of earshot made Petra’s eyes roll so many times, she’d been able to count her own eyelashes.
So she was less than amused when she went into the kitchen with her umpteenth tray of dirty champagne glasses and Geeves, the elderly butler that looked like a fireplace poker in a waiter’s tux, turned to her and said, “‘Mother’ wants you upstairs.”
“Why me?” Petra asked, but Geeves just turned up his nose and walked out of the kitchen with a sniff in Petra’s direction and not much more. She was almost positive “Mother” hadn’t asked for her personally, but what was Petra to do? She needed the job.
So usually twinkletoed Petra weaved her way through the stuffiness of the living room full of guests and trudged up the massive, winding flights of stairs to “Mother”‘s room, passing portraits of “Mother” on her way.
(To be continued on Tuesday.)
(Di’s prompt was “Petra as a name, wine cellar as a setting, and ‘getting caught’ as your what if. “)
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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, theys and thems,
Thank you all so very much for being here. I’d like to start off by saying it’s not my fault. I know, I know. Calm down. I know you’re angry at me, but hear me out.
I’m not the one who brought you the fires and the murder hornets and the plague. I didn’t stick you in your homes and not let you out, and I’m certainly not the one who made you forget what day it was.
Random person from the crowd: Then what did you do for us?
I gave you the time you wanted. All those extra hours in a day you’ve been asking for? I might not have given you extra, but they sure felt longer, those days.
Random person from the crowd: You still suck!
Fine, fine. I suck. I’m leaving now. But know this: if you survived me, which you did, you can survive just about anything.
All of the crowd: You suck, 2020!
*2020 leaves the stage, mumbling, Thanks for being here.*
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Transmundane Press’s new book of short stories is out, and I’m in it! ON TIME is a massive anthology, with 75 stories by 71 authors and 15 original pieces of art.
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Are we controlled by TIME’s callous whims? An unyielding, enslaving construct, trapping us within unstoppable second-hands.
Or is TIME an illusion? Changing the continuum’s flow, we unlock forbidden power and break our servitude to existence’s linear chains.
The future affects the past. ON TIME features seventy-plus stories that fling us forward, promise progress while dropping destruction, and replay our regrets.
Will we learn from our mistakes or must we forever remain TIME’s servant?
Moonlight, Monsters & Magic has been my labour of love over the past six weeks. From writing what turned out to be a delightful little romance story about a Pixie who gets temporarily exiled, to copyediting an amazing collection of short stories … I can’t believe the day is finally here to share it with everyone!
You’ll find the link to purchase it from your favorite e-book distributor under the picture below, as well as at the end of this post.
I can’t wait for you to read it!
Moonlight, Monsters & Magic
A Paranormal Romance Sexy Shorts Collection
What do you get when you put 13 wickedly talented authors together in one collection?
MOONLIGHT and MONSTERS and MAGIC, oh my!
Find tales of shifters and witches, ghosts and mythical creatures, and even an angel or two in this supernatural anthology of paranormal romance stories, featuring award-winning paranormal romance author, Linda G. Hill.
With his life at stake, Comandante Julio Gomez arrives in the Philippines, hoping to reverse a century-old curse that a mountain nymph placed on his ancestor. Julio doesn’t expect to meet the woman from his troubled dreams.
A woman whose fate is intrinsically linked with his. For in her hands lies his salvation …
Or his eternal damnation.
Love Out of the Ashes by Tabetha Waite
For years, Markus Henley has been haunted by a recurring dream—a sensual vision of a mysterious woman. He finally encounters her on a fateful trip, but not everything is as it appears …
Tormented by a terrible tragedy that has broken her spirit, Laura Tipton feels she has nothing left. Then Markus arrives to awaken her spirit. In more ways than one.
Honey and her Grumpy Bear by Taylor Morgan
Someone’s been sleeping in my bed…
Everett’s spent his life mistrusting humans. The last thing this shifter needs is a week with his sister’s sweet-as-honey best-friend underfoot. As his desire surges, he resolves to push Honey away—for good.
This man is just right.
Mari’s living her dream: opening a café in a small Tennessee mountain town. The only thing left on her list is her dream man. Lucky for her, she’s now living with him for a week. And she knows just how to trap a hungry bear.
When this bear reveals the truth of his growly nature, will Goldilocks run away?
Swan Song by Everleigh Allen
During Liah’s once-in-a-lifetime trip to Ireland, things begin to get weird. Even as she becomes more isolated, a magical world opens up to her.
Torn between Fiachra and his mesmerizing voice, and the mysterious and handsome Eóghan, Liah finds herself seemingly trapped in a world where nothing makes sense.
Meanwhile, someone is out to get her. But who?
Heart of Stone by Emmaline Warden
As a lady’s maid, Annie craves stability and security. But she knows her destiny is greater than her reality.
When Theo approaches her, claiming to be her soulmate from a past life, she is left questioning and afraid. Can she accept that there is a world larger than her own guiding her existence? Will she take the leap of faith and believe in the magic that made Theo appear?
The Secrets of Hickory Hollow by BelleLangtree
A royal warlock and his playboy minion need the help of two sisters in order to save their clan from a wretched curse. Through true love, rooted in two separate worlds, a magical prophecy unfolds.
True love is the cure for any curse. True love and tree nuts, that is!
Leaving Limbo by Lucinda Cox
Jaxx Carter, ghost hunter, needs a legitimate haunting to establish his career as an Internet star. Too bad he doesn’t think ghosts are real.
Enter Burroughs Manor, an unexplored estate with ties to Jaxx’s family. A tall, dark stranger awaits him there, to give him a night he’ll never forget.
The Doctor and the Wolf by Chele MacCabe
Jake Campbell knows at five years old that Ashley Jerome is his one true mate. When she leaves for medical school, he and his wolf are devastated.
When Ashley returns to open her practice, Jake makes up mysterious ailments just to see her. On the day she falls into his arms—with the help of her best friend—Jake and Ashley immediately make their first date.
But when the big and bads show up–what will a doctor and her wolf do?
White by Sera Taíno
Thiago undergoes open heart surgery, but complications arise.
At the same time, Clara is involved in a catastrophic car accident.
What happens when you meet your soulmate on the brink of death? Hovering on the precipice, does love stand a chance?
Fortune Favors the Feline by Elizabeth Langley
What would you do if you got exactly what you wished for?
What if your best friend wasn’t who you thought he was?
Olivia has looked for true love her whole life. She just didn’t know it was always there, right by her side … demanding to be fed.
When a birthday gift leads her in a familiar, yet different direction, will Olivia let down her guard and let love win?
Miss Carlisle by Emma Brady
On a pitch-black night, a country doctor comes across a place of mystery and magic. He becomes trapped inside a manor house during a storm with a beautiful young nurse he can’t resist, and the troubled spirit of Lady Winship, lurking in the shadows.
The elements of horror and romance come together in a dark love story that will haunt you.
Saving Faith by Allegra Johnson
In a modern world where the Salem Witch Trials exist, Faith is a witch being hunted.
Gabe is an investigator sworn to hunt her down. Perhaps their relationship was doomed from the start.
But when Faith drinks her mother’s potion and disappears, Gabe’s true hunt begins, this time for love.
Pixie by Linda G. Hill
Merryn, a pixie temporarily exiled, wakes up to an unfamiliar world.
Ivy, a lonely young widow, has a decision to make concerning a suitor who misses the mark in every way.
When Merryn stumbles into Ivy’s life they dance around each other, knowing he will soon disappear.
Can they resist? Yes. As long as they never touch.
About the Authors
Zara M Baily writes multicultural romance short stories that are erotic, paranormal, fantasy, and perhaps also historical in the future. One thing is for certain: Zara doesn’t do, and won’t ever do, sweet. Or clean. Her sexytimes may be dirty at times, but they’re always, always consensual and responsible.
Tabetha Waite is the award-winning author of the Ways of Love historical romance series. She makes her home in Missouri with her husband and two daughters. She loves to hear from her readers!
Taylor Morgan has always had a penchant for fairy tales—and not the Disney sort. Currently, she is creating tales that feature heroes who are more likely to hide in the woods than ride off into the sunset, and the heroines who claim their hearts. Taylor lives in Alabama with her husband, daughter, and dog. If missing, she’s probably holed up with a new book, a blanket, and a glass of wine or a Pumpkin Spice Latte.
Everleigh Allen writes creative stories with a mysterious, mythical, magical, and racy edge. Her tales bring her readers into worlds that she wants to visit herself.
She lives in Texas with her husband, three of her four children, and a zoo of animals. She is also a sculptor and artist in multiple mediums. A writer of fiction that has been featured online for years, the MOONLIGHT, MONSTERS & MAGIC anthology is Everleigh’s first published work.
Emmaline Warden lives in Colorado with her husband, four Chaos Makers, and a menagerie of animals. Her love of romance began with an accidental copy of Susan Elizabeth Phillips’s Dream a Little Dream, and a trip to D.C. When she is not writing, she can be found outdoors with her kids, at the dog park with “her boys,” or with her nose buried in a book.
Belle Langtree’s passion for hot, sexy romance began in the late seventies, after reading The Flame and The Flowerby Kathleen Woodiwiss. Over the years, her book club friends encouraged her to write her own love stories. Belle lives in the great State of Michigan with her loving husband of fifty happy years and their wild and crazy rescue pup named Faith Fu Fu.
Chele MacCabe has spent the last several years learning to string words together to tell stories. After all that practice and playing with her favorite fandom, she is ready to share her imagination with the rest of the world. She lives in the mountains with her mister, the short and the medium sized ones, and the critters that have found their way into their lives.
Sera Taíno was born to Puerto Rican parents in New Jersey. She writes romances featuring the kinds of women she grew up around. Sera currently lives in Florida with her husband and two sons, and teaches English Lit by day. A voracious reader as well as an avid outdoors person, she’s often torn between curling up on a sofa with a cup of coffee and a good book, and taking off for a long run on the trails around her house.
Elizabeth Langley has been writing stories for as long as she can remember. Her love of romance novels started in her early twenties and has continued throughout her life. She is currently working on a few contemporary novels that she hopes to release within the next year. She lives in the beautiful Pacific Northwest with her husband, two children, one bonus child, three neurotic cats (one of which is probably an alien disguised as a cat), an energetic Corgi, and a homicidal rabbit.
Emma Brady is a mid-western author of historical romance, set primarily in the Victorian period. She loves Gothic stories and has always loved Wuthering Heights. Her favorite part of Halloween is getting to dress up and pretend to be anything she likes.
Allegra Johnson is an up-and-coming indie author who enjoys writing steamy love stories. She can be found stumbling throughout Romancelandia, figuring out this author thing one book at a time.
Linda G. Hill has been writing out-of-this world romance stories since she was a child. Living vicariously through the characters in her head, she’s experienced the kinds of love that mortals only dream of. In reality, she’s just a mom, an author, an editor, and a couch potato if there ever was one.
Linda’s published works include the award-winning Gothic paranormal romance novel The Magician’s Curse, and its sequel, The Magician’s Blood, as well as All Good Stories, a romcom novelette, and several short stories published by Transmundane Press and The Phoenix Quill.
Milo sits at the window. Mortimer takes the seat beside him.
Mortimer: How’s the afterlife treating you?
Milo: You can see me?
Mortimer: I can. Because I’m dead like you. We only get to come out a few times a year–this is one of them.
Milo: What’s so special about today?
Mortimer: Bus is in to have the upholstery cleaned.
Milo: About time too. This seat is all sticky.
Mortimer:(laughs) That’ll be our friend Jake Drommen. He didn’t last long.
Milo: I’ve seen him. Do you think he’ll go straight?
Mortimer: Eventually. Sooner rather than later I think.
Milo: Got all kinds of people on this bus.
Mortimer: Oh yeah. Gals who work in dungeons, pick-up artists, cheaters, gossips, philosophers, cantankerous old people, cartoon characters … even a few vampires for good measure.
Milo: You forgot the cannibal.
Mortimer: Oh yes. I think that’s how The Darkness got the way he is–cannibalism.
Milo: Someone should tell Andrea.
Mortimer: She’ll figure it out for herself. The figuring will give her something to keep her busy while she gets over Edward.
Milo: True enough.
Mortimer: Not a bad place to spend an eternity. Keeps me entertained at least.
Milo: Is there any getting off this thing?
Mortimer: Not that I’ve found.
Milo: Have you ever tried pulling the cord to get the bus to stop?
Mortimer: Nope, haven’t tried that. But be my guest.
Milo: I think I’ll do that. (thinks about it for a moment) After I find out what happens next.
Wednesday, August 29th, 9:00pm
Bella (and Alice) (and Lily)
Bella sits at the window. Alice takes the seat beside her.
Alice: Hey.
Bella: Hey. So what did you find out?
Alice: Turns out they transferred Edward out of prison and into some sort of mental facility. He ran away from there while security had their backs turned.
Bella: I knew he didn’t turn to smoke! What a liar.
Alice: But there’s that thing with the house. I still can’t explain that.
Lily:(pops up from behind the seat, making Bella and Alice jump) I can.
Bella:(to Alice) You’d think we’d get used to that.
Alice:(to Lily) We don’t want your explanation.
Lily: Oh, but you should. You see, Edward was never really a vampire.
Bella: Well, duh!
Lily: But I am. And I can do all sorts of things.
Alice: Can you disappear?
Lily: I can. In fact I’m going to. I’m going to join Edward in Transylvania and give him what he’s always wanted.
Bella: A life?
Lily: Eternal life. And then I’m sure he’ll be back for you. (breathing into the back of Bella’s neck) I wouldn’t stop looking over your shoulder, Bella.
Lily disappears in a puff of air.
Alice: Wait! Where’d she go this time?
Bella:(squeezes past Alice and stands in the aisle facing the seat behind them) Mosquito! (slaps the seat and kills the mosquito on the seat) Sucker!