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281. Scenes from the Second Seat on the Right

Note: Adult theme.

Friday, June 8th, 9:00pm
Drommen (and Phillipa)

 

Drommen sits at the window. Phillipa takes the seat beside him.

Drommen: It’s you again!

Phillipa: Well look at that; so it is.

Drommen: I think I’m ready this time.

Phillipa: To masturbate for me? Isn’t that lovely.

Drommen opens his trenchcoat.

Phillipa: (pulls an apple out of her bag and takes a big juicy bite) You know, I’ve never done this before. (wipes juice off her chin) Is it going to be messy?

Drommen: (watching her) Errr …

Phillipa: Because I have tissues in here somewhere. (digs in her purse and pulls out a pair of panties) Can you hold this for me?

Drommen takes them.

Phillipa: I had to take those off earlier today. I’m going commando right now.

Drommen: Uh huh.

Phillipa: They were just so wet … I get very excited, just spontaneously. You might not be the only one who needs a tissue here.

Drommen: Uh huh.

Phillipa: Oh here they are. (pulls out a package of tissues and holds her hand out) Can I have those back now.

Drommen: Sure.

Phillipa: Okie dokie. Whip it out, and let’s get started.

Drommen: Err…

Phillipa: Something the matter?

Drommen: This has never happened to me before.

Phillipa: You’re already finished, aren’t you?

(Drommen blushes)

 

Next stop: Saturday, June 9th, 8:00pm

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280. Scenes from the Second Seat on the Right

Thursday, June 7th, 4:00pm
Jocelyn and Jody

 

Jody: Mommy?

Jocelyn: Yes, dear?

Jody: (points to a nun, seated across the aisle) Is that a penguin?

Jocelyn: No, that’s a nun.

Jody: That’s what Daddy told me.

Jocelyn: (frowns) What did Daddy tell you?

Jody: I asked if there were any penguins here, and he said there’s none.

 

Next stop: Friday, June 8th, 9:00pm

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279. Scenes from the Second Seat on the Right

Wednesday, June 6th, 9:00am
Meghan and T.J.

 

Meghan: You going to Tim Horton’s today?

T.J.: I wasn’t planning on it, why?

Meghan: It’s Camp Day.

T.J.: Oh yeah! No. I’m not going to Tim’s.

Meghan: You don’t want to send a kid to camp?

T.J.: Not really. I don’t think any kid should be subjected to that many mosquitoes.

Meghan: But it’s not all about the mosquitoes.

T.J.: Not to mention the spiders, snakes, raccoons, bears …

Meghan: You never went camping as a kid, did you?

T.J.: How can you tell?

Meghan: ‘Coz there’s so much more to it than that.

T.J.: Like what?

Meghan: Sleeping in a tent, canoeing, the campfire …

T.J.: Finding out there’s a rock in the middle of the tent when you’re trying to get to sleep, getting caught in a sudden storm in the middle of the lake, melting the toes of your sneakers because you’re freezing to death … I have friends who went.

Meghan: McDonald’s?

T.J.: (nods) It’s for the kids.

 

Next stop: Thursday, June 7th, 4:00pm

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278. Scenes from the Second Seat on the Right

Tuesday, June 5th, 5:00pm
MoJo and JoJo

 

JoJo: Oh man, I tell ya, dude, I’m tireda thinkin’.

MoJo: Really, dude. Wouldn’t it be nice to just, ya know, stop thinkin’ for a while?

JoJo: Dude, I so wish I could. It’s like this bus, right?

MoJo: I don’t get it.

JoJo: Well, you know. The bus just goes, right? You get on, it takes you from point A to point B, and you get off. Simple.

MoJo: Gotcha, dude. And nobody has to think.

JoJo: Buses have it made, man.

MoJo: Do they! I wish I was a bus.

JoJo: Me too, dude.

 

Next stop: Wednesday, June 6th, 9:00am

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277. Scenes from the Second Seat on the Right

Monday, June 4th, 4:00pm
Farmer Brown (and Drew)

 

Farmer Brown sits at the window. Drew takes the seat beside him.

Drew: Nice cowboy boots you got there.

Farmer Brown: Thanks. I got these when I got my horse. She died just yesterday.

Drew: No!

Farmer Brown: (shrugs) It happens.

Drew: That’s true. It’s a funny life we have here on this green earth. Here one day, gone the next. It’s fleeting, and yet we take it for granted. One day each and every one of us will be forgotten. Still, I’m sorry for your loss. So what will you do now?

Farmer Brown: Buy a new pair of boots.

 

Next stop: Tuesday, June 5th, 5:00pm

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276. Scenes from the Second Seat on the Right

Note: Adult theme.

Sunday, June 3rd, 5:00pm
Drommen (and Phillipa)

 

Drommen sits at the window. Phillipa takes the seat beside him.

Drommen: Nice afternoon.

Phillipa: Yes it is. I do love it when the sun is warm with a gentle breeze coming off the water.

Drommen: I agree. Listen, do you mind if I masturbate?

Phillipa: Not at all.

Phillipa takes off her sunglasses. Drommen gasps.

Phillipa: What?

Drommen: You have the most stunning blue eyes I’ve ever seen.

Phillipa: (smiles) Thank you. Now, you were going to show me something?

Drommen: (staring into her eyes) I don’t know if I can.

Phillipa: (laughs lightly) Why ever not?

Drommen: I … I’m lost … Lost in your gaze.

Phillipa: Well, I could shut my eyes, but that would defeat the purpose, wouldn’t it?

Drommen: (whispers) Yes.

Phillipa: Perhaps another time then? When you’ve gotten over the shock?

Drommen: (whispers) Yes.

Phillipa: (stands) This is my stop. (holds out hand) It was nice meeting you Mr. …

Drommen: Drommen. (shakes her hand) Jake Drommen.

Phillipa: It was nice meeting you, Jake Drommen.

Phillipa gets off the bus, leaving Drommen totally limp.

 

Next stop: Monday, June 4th, 4:00pm

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275. Scenes from the Second Seat on the Right

Note: Strong language.

Saturday, June 2nd, 8:00pm
Hillary (and Sean)

 

Hillary sits at the window, looking at an iPad. Sean takes the seat beside her.

Sean: Whatcha got there?

Hillary: Jake gave it to me.

Sean: Ooooh, things are escalating. He found out what a great cocksucker you are, huh?

Hillary: Why do you have to be so crude? And no, I didn’t suck his cock. He just gave it to me ‘coz he likes me.

Sean: He’s expecting it though. No guy gives things away without expecting something in return.

Hillary: No, that’s just you.

Sean: Pfft. Wait and see.

Hillary: No YOU wait and see. Jake’s a gentleman. You’re just a dick.

Sean: HA! A gentleman who plays with himself on the bus. HA!

Hillary: Shut up. He doesn’t do that anymore.

Sean: That’s what you think.

 

Next stop: Sunday, June 3rd, 5:00pm

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274. Scenes from the Second Seat on the Right

Note: Strong language

Friday, June 1st, 9:00pm
Bella and Alice (and Edward)

 

Bella: You know who we haven’t seen in a while?

Alice: Who?

Bella: Edward.

Edward: (pops up in the seat behind, making Bella and Alice jump) Hello!

Alice: Speak of the devil.

Edward: (to Bella) You conjured?

Bella: Now that you’re here, you can go away.

Edward: I’ve missed you, Bella.

Alice: She hasn’t missed you.

Edward: (to Bella) I have a new job. (smiles, exposing fake fangs) I’m rich now.

Bella: Ooooh, that makes me want you even more!

Edward: It does?

Bella: No. Go away.

Edward: You hurt me to the core. But one day, my love, we’ll be together.

Alice: No you won’t.

Edward: (to Bella, whispering) Forever.

Bella: Look, idiot, you’re not getting the message. I. Don’t. Want. To. Date. You.

Edward: You don’t have to date me. Just be my bride.

Bella: Yeah, like that’s gonna happen.

Edward: It will. Mark my words.

Alice: I’ll mark your forehead with “loser” if you don’t fucking get lost.

Edward: (smiles) You’ll see me again. Soon.

Edward gets off the bus.

Bella: Think he’s ever going to give up?

Alice: (shrugs) Guys like that always do eventually.

 

Next stop: Saturday, June 2nd, 8:00pm

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273. Scenes from the Second Seat on the Right

Thursday, May 31st, 10:00am
April and May

 

May: (pointing out the window) Isn’t that June?

April: (looks over May’s shoulder) Is it?

May: I think it is. I wasn’t expecting her ’til tomorrow.

April: Probably not her then.

May: (sits back) Huh. So what are your plans?

April: (shrugs) I shouldn’t even be here.

May: True. What do you say we go on holiday?

April: Sure! We’ll come back when Robin does.

May: Here’s hoping. For you, at least.

 

Next stop: Friday, June 1st, 9:00pm

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272. Scenes from the Second Seat on the Right

Wednesday, May 30th, 5:00pm
Hera and Willa

 

Hera: It doesn’t fit, I tell you!

Willa: But I had it made to fit. What are we going to do?

Hera: I don’t know! Take it back and see if they can fix it?

Willa: But we’re going the wrong way.

Hera: You should have checked before you left the store.

Willa: How can I check something like that?

Hera: I don’t know. By comparison?

Willa: I had nothing to compare it to when I picked it up.

Hera: Oh well. We’ll have to wait ’til tomorrow now.

Willa: So where are we going to sleep?

Hera: (shrugs) I have a spare.

Willa: (huffs in anger) Do you mean to tell me that all this time you had a spare key, and you made me feel like a failure for getting a new one cut wrong?

Hera: You remember that time you locked me out because you wanted to be alone with your boyfriend?

Willa: Never gonna live that one down, am I?

Hera: No way.

 

Next stop: Thursday, May 31st, 10:00am

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