Here we go again. The bots and spammers have found a new trick. I had a spammer ping back to one of my older prompts this morning. Fortunately I get a little preview in my notifications of what’s in the body of the post where the link to my blog is situated. UNfortunately, you can’t see the preview in the link in my comments.
The one I caught this morning was trying to advertise steroids. All this to say if you see a pingback that’s suspect on one of my prompts, don’t click on it. I’ll do my best to zap them before they cause any trouble. And if you get one of these bots pinging back on your own blog, be sure to hit the spam button rather than delete, so maybe Akismet’s algorithms will catch them. Sorry for the inconvenience!
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Welcome to Friday here on my blog, complete with your Stream of Consciousness Saturday prompt. I’ve been busy this week writing a story for an anthology that’s going to be all sex. It’ll be coming out (pun unintended but inevitable) under my pseudonym, so don’t look for details here … I can let you know more if you’re interested. Anyhoo, I only mention it because I can’t stop laughing as I write and I’m not sure this is a good thing. Funny smut is allowed, isn’t it?
Here’s your prompt:
Your Friday prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday is “tail/tale.” Use one, used them both, you decide. Enjoy!
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3. There will be a prompt every week. I will post the prompt here on my blog on Friday, along with a reminder for you to join in. The prompt will be one random thing, but it will not be a subject. For instance, I will not say “Write about dogs”; the prompt will be more like, “Make your first sentence a question,” “Begin with the word ‘The’,” or simply a single word to get your started.
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Thursday, February 8th, 7:00pm
Bella and Edgar (and Edward)
Edgar: It’s going to be great meeting your parents. Do you really think they’ll like me?
Bella: What’s not to like? You were the captain of the football team, which my dad is going to love.
Edgar: That was a couple of years ago though.
Bella: And now you’re an electrical engineer. (takes his arm and hugs it) Brains and strength.
Edgar: And your mom?
Bella: You know how to cook. She’ll be very impressed. (kisses him on the cheek)
Edgar: Thanks. I feel bett …
Edward: (popping up in the seat behind) Who’s this, Bella?
Bella:(rolling her eyes) He’s my boyfriend. What’s it to you?
Edward: He’s not meant for you. I am.
Bella: You’re crazy.
Edward: Crazy in love with you.
Edgar:(turns) Step aside, man.
Edward: I will not! Bella is the love of my life! My soulmate! There can only be one for h …
Edgar: (punches him in the nose) I said, step aside. The lady wants nothing to do with you.
Edward: (holding his nose and heading for the door) I’ll get you for this! You have no idea what it’s like to feel the wrath of a vampire! (gets off the bus)
Edgar: Do you think your friend Drommen will be happy with that little performance?
Bella:(smiling) Very. You really should come and meet my parents. For real.
Edgar: Don’t you think we should go out together first?
You know you’ve made it when the bookstore pays you. Go me!
Cheque to reimburse me for the books I sold at my book signing in October, 2017
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Unlike SoCS, this is not a prompt so there’s no need to stick to the same “theme.”
The rules that I’ve made for myself (but don’t always follow) for “One-Liner Wednesday” are:
1. Make it one sentence.
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I was both surprised and happy to find that my friend Bee is hosting her February prompt, Love Is In Da Blog again this year! If you’re looking for prompts, check out her blog here!
When I think about the word “devotion,” my mind immediately goes to single-minded love and romance. But then, Merriam-Webster dictionary actually states this:
obsolete: the object of one’s devotion
Who knew this definition was obsolete?
Yet it’s true, the term is much broader than that. I’m devoted to my kids–all three of them. I’m devoted to my friends, both offline and on. I’m devoted to my writing, my career in editing, and my blog. I’m devoted to caring for my dog … the cat slightly less, because perhaps he’s less devoted to me. That, and he’s not my cat. He’s my son’s and will move with him if he ever moves out.
Which begs the question is it possible to be devoted to someone (or something) that’s not devoted back? Absolutely. That can get rather frustrating, though, in a “but why are you leaving me” sort of way. In the case of the kids, that’s usually inevitable.
Do we throw the word devotion around too liberally? Perhaps. Makes you think about what you’re truly devoted to though, doesn’t it?
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